"Thez a stranger o’er yon."  “Oh, aye, ther is. Chuck a brick at ‘im and see ‘ow ‘e teks it.”
"Thez a stranger o’er yon."

“Oh, aye, ther is. Chuck a brick at ‘im and see ‘ow ‘e teks it.”
bordertouristasblog:

misselizabethtaylor:

anothergracekellyblog:

saidbhinluch:

kgm42986:

strongbodyheartmind:

whiskey1037135:

hazeleyes2012:

FUCK YES!! Let’s get this photo on every tumblr blog!

its pretty terrible as is. why isnt there a Sent folder, for example

Also there should be an option to get a mobile alert when someone messages you!

^all of these yes!

THANK YOU!!

Yes, please.

We need this!

Pssst…Tumblr!

bordertouristasblog:

misselizabethtaylor:

anothergracekellyblog:

saidbhinluch:

kgm42986:

strongbodyheartmind:

whiskey1037135:

hazeleyes2012:

FUCK YES!! Let’s get this photo on every tumblr blog!

its pretty terrible as is. why isnt there a Sent folder, for example

Also there should be an option to get a mobile alert when someone messages you!

^all of these yes!

THANK YOU!!

Yes, please.

We need this!

Pssst…Tumblr!

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cloggo:

YORKSHIRE DAY
Today is Yorkshire Day so I hope all my readers will doff their flat caps as a mark of respect while supping a brew of Yorkshire tea. ( Putting your muffler on and taking your whippet for a run would be doubly appreciated.) All together now  ” On Ilkla Moor baht ‘at “
Read more Here
PS: Yorkshire placed 12th in the Olympic Games medal table, we should be even higher in the Commonwealth Games table.

cloggo:

YORKSHIRE DAY

Today is Yorkshire Day so I hope all my readers will doff their flat caps as a mark of respect while supping a brew of Yorkshire tea. ( Putting your muffler on and taking your whippet for a run would be doubly appreciated.) All together now  ” On Ilkla Moor baht ‘at “

Read more Here

PS: Yorkshire placed 12th in the Olympic Games medal table, we should be even higher in the Commonwealth Games table.



"At ten million pounds; are you all done? Last time of asking. Sold to Master Li.

Of such moments are dreams made.



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Staff appraisals:

I think I worked with some of these:-

“Since my last report he has now reached rock bottom and started digging”.

“His men will follow him anywhere, but mainly out of morbid curiosity”.

“I would not allow this employee to breed”.

“This individual is not so much a ‘has been’, more a ‘never will be”.

“When she opens her mouth, it is only to change feet”.

“He would be out of his depth in a puddle”.

“He approaches every problem with an open mouth”.

“This young lady has delusions of adequacy”.

“He sets low personal goals and consistently fails to achieve them”.

“This employee is depriving a village somewhere, of an idiot”.

“… Should go far. The sooner he starts out, the better”.

“Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thing that holds them together”.

“A gross ignoramus – that is, 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus”.

“He has the knack of making strangers immediately”.

“When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell”.

“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he is the other one”.

“A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on”.

“A prime candidate for natural deselection”.

“The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is not coming”.

“If he was any more stupid, he would be watered, twice a week”.

“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He only gargled”.

“Another one with a photographic memory. Pity nothing ever developed”.

“If brains were gunpowder, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off”.

“He has many hidden qualities. Pity no one can locate them”.





When you watch the video please note the real Shedman safety gear: bald head, bare arms and flip flops.



You know what I said in the Quadopter post about the firework display “..now wait for the copy cats and the ensuing legislation..” well: looks like it might have been prophetic.

“the FAA – the governing body for nearly everything that flies in US airspace – proposed an interpretation of their rules governing model aircraft. The world hasn’t ended quite yet, but if the proposed rules go into effect, an entire hobby will be destroyed in the United States.”



”. are planning to build a ‘Higgs factory’ by 2028…………..” I must have missed something here; I thought they’d found an absence which hinted at the possibility. Never let facts get in the way of good science.

Tony Benn speaks out against israel and on the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation. Old but still pertinent.

Li’s Expert guide to hot weather:

Full tepid bath. several bottles of beer and a good book. (don’t forget the bottle opener)

KGB Jazz - Star Melody

(Source: youtube.com)

If you are in denial that the economic crash is on the horizon then just stare at this till your eyes start to bleed. Private debt in excess of GDP. There’s your green shoots of recovery; cheep money.
If you are in denial that the economic crash is on the horizon then just stare at this till your eyes start to bleed. Private debt in excess of GDP. There’s your green shoots of recovery; cheep money.



Brat Coin. You heard it here first.



I bet the King would like some new clothes made of this.

Tags: humour

And that’s with air cooling. Never believe all you read.
And that’s with air cooling. Never believe all you read.

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